Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to begin by saying that if this is true then it would sadden me. I would be morose at having lost yet another chance at wooing Avril

A window of opportunity opened up when Avril exclusively revealed to us that she had parted ways with her fiancé and I for once was elated!

Finally, I could see a chance for me to make her happy. But alas!



Love, a cruel mistress ye be!

Our social media sleuth of sorts reached out to his big uncle Chim Tuna and informed me that there might be reason to believe all the rumours that had earlier been circulating about the two as he was in possession of photos of their sojourn to English Point Marina.


I had to get to the bottom of this. But first, let me share with you the “evidence” that was put forth by my Peeping Tom teammate: