Not once, not twice, but on numerous occasions, there have been rumours that the wife of a prominent Mombasa-based deejay is sleeping with one of the decks man’s friends, a musician.

And come this week, the musician and the lady, a mother, were caught having a good time at a beach club in Nyali. Apparently, the turn-tablist was tipped by a friend that the two were there and after busting them and asking what they were doing the wife reportedly asked:

“What do we look like we are doing? Eating cassava, right? That is what we are exactly doing… and it is too late to stop this.”

And with that, she waved him off and walked away with the musician. Now, that is when you write: “The end”.