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Which sex style do you prefer? Wheelbarrow, Cow Girl, Reverse Cow Girl, Missionary aka Kufa Mende or maybe Doggy??

I think from today you will have to stick to just any other but doggy!!

Why? Apparently, according to South Africa’s Minister of Health, Aaron Motsoaledi, he has made some shocking discovery after three years of grueling research!

It appears the minister has found the cure for stroke and cancer —and he says, the antidote to these high death causing diseases resides in our sexual desires.

Speaking to The Insider, The 58-year-old said he had started the study after noticing that there had been increased cases of stroke and cancer in South Africa which is due to citizens’ untamed obsession with the sexually exhilarating and yet dangerous doggy style.

Asked to explain the connection between this style and cancer or stroke, he said that during his research, he found out that the high pumping of blood during sex, when one is standing or kneeling overloads the veins in the legs which ultimately causes stroke.

On cancer, he said;

“One of the main causes of cancer is stress, fatigue and tiredness. The most energy consuming and stressful sexual position for men is doggy, hence the connection is more than clear.”

Motsoaledi advised that, occasional doggy style like only on Christmas Day and Valentines is harmless, but enjoying that each night is suicidal, the reason why South African married men die and leave their wives a lot these days. LOL!!!

He said that he was in talks with Home Affairs Minister, Malusi Gigaba, to craft a legislation that will seek to outlaw doggy style in South Africa, as a way to prevent more cases of cancer and stroke. Like seriously!!

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