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Kenyans need to take a monster chill pill when it comes to matters Jimmy Gait. Aki, the lack of chills can unfreeze a white whale.

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They went in on Jimmy Gait when he released his version of Adelle’s hit song “Hello”. The backlash was bad. But the “Muhadhara” star did not give up. He released a video to the song called “Virus”.

 Shortly after, before people could forget, Jimmy Gait unleashed “Yesu Ni Sponsor”. Again, Kenyans made fun of his theme and song title.

Now there is a new viral joke making rounds about “ujinga”. One joke that has gone viral, reads,

“Sahii Kuna mzazi very innocent mahali ameanza kuamini Ati Chris Brown ni motivational speaker, enyewe Wanafunzi hawapendi ujinga.

An ingenious Kenya created a fake poster of a song that Jimmy Gait would release if he was to embrace the new viral joke. img-20161007-wa0016

 

Here are more “ujinga” jokes.

Now that kila mtu hapa Facebook hapendi ujinga…mimi basi nauliza hii ujinga yooote mnaandika alafu mnaongeza “sipendi ujinga” inatoka wapi???
😂😂😂😂😂😂

Naona ni ujinga mtu kusema hapendagi ujinga na kiukweli ni mjinga….just saying dont catch.

Ex wangu amenicall kuitisha earphones zake..nimempelekea earphones nkachukua simu yangu..nmemwacha akiziconnect kwa radio. Sipendangi ujinga.

Jana nilijipa kazi ya kufuta vitu visivyo na umuhimu kwenye simu yangu. Huku nikijisifia sipendagi ujinga katika futa futa si nimefuta namba ya boss wangu. Halafu boss mwenyewe ni mwanamke. Muda wa saa mbili usiku nikawa chumbani kwangu, Mara simu yangu ikawa inaitana Kucheki namba geni. Nikapokea baada ya salamu.
Me – Nani mwenzangu?
Boss – We hunijui mimi?
Me – Usinijbu swali kwa swali Nita kublacklist sasa hivi, sipendangi ujinga mimi…
Kwa sasa nazurura tu mtaani na vyeti vyangu.
Mimi sahizi napenda ujinga….

I met my Maths teacher last week.We greeted and he asked for directions to GT Bank, I told him to make a 360 turn and walk for like 1.8 meters, then find the coefficient of X using Pythagoras theorem and round it up to the nearest tens. He’ll will see a big pharmacy which is perpendicular to his right, then make an obtuse angle turn, he’ll will see the bank at a distance of about the logarithm of 7 and using four figure table to the Anti- log. Let him feel what I felt when I was in skool….
I think he should be lost by now..
Na si mtaji…mnamjua
Sipendi ujinga Mimi.

Did you know if u bath at least twice daily,avoid alcohol avoid smoking tobacco and bhang go to gym everyday for fitness,have sufficient sleep eat fruits after each meal avoid stress stop using all sorts of drugs including caffeine found in tea nd coffee and practise safe sex regurlary u will still die in future?
Ishi vile unataka na uwache ujinga

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