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Robert Mugabe is known for some of the insane things that come out of his mouth. Sometimes, it seems he has no filter and definitely no chills. His take on relationships is no different and he has been caught saying some of the darndest things!

Read some quotes on what Robert Mugabe thinks about relationships…

1. “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”

2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.

3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”.

 

4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”.

5. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.”

 

6.”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”.

7. “Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”

8. “When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”

9. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face”.

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