3. Go to Paris to Record Watch the Throne 2 With Kanye West
Jay Z probably won’t have time to jet to Paris to record the long-awaited follow-up to Watch the Throne, his joint album with fellow rapper and friend Kanye West.
4. Smoke Lots of Cigars
Jay Z has his own cigar line, the Cohiba Comador. He can totally keep selling these cigars, but he shouldn’t smoke too many of them, because his kids need their dad to be around for decades to come.
5. Binge-Watch Narcos
Jay Z probably loves Narcos, but where’s he going to have the time to just sit and watch Narcos all day when he has three kids to tend to?
6. Beef With Nas
It appears as though Jay Z and Nas have for the most part settled their legendary beef, which we had to confirm by Googling, “Are Jay Z and Nas friends now?” Good. Let bygones be bygones. With twins on the way, Jay Z has no time to revisit his beef with Nas.
7. Buy Another Sports Team
Jay Z didn’t even have time to own his first sports team, the Brooklyn Nets, which is why he sold his share in 2013. He better not buy another.
8. Just Hang With the Boys, You Know?
The boys will understand.
9. Try Anything Funny
On her 2016 album Lemonade, Beyoncé strongly implied that Jay Z may have been unfaithful, which is a very foolish thing to do once, let alone twice. Don’t cheat on Beyoncé, Jay Z. Think about the kids. Think about us.